OBJECTION : Hidden Smut
In this seriously horrible book for "Young Adults" the author describe one of his favorite clam's as resembling "a certain male appendage (wink wink)".
Who wants this old, bald, self-absorbed, snobby creep winking at their pre-teen while he talks about male bits! BLECH!
(To give poor old Andrew a fair trial, only because I like his show, I seriously think the publishers took excerpts from his book for adult 'foodies' and he might not have had much to do with this kids edition.)